it's animal jokes..
| A panda walks into a bar, goes right to the counter, grabs a sandwich and after having eaten it he takes a gun out of his pocket and shoots the bartender. Then, as though nothing had happened, he walks out. Everyone in the bar is sitting all speechless and petrified but suddenly someone breaks the silence: |
-What a hell was that?!?
Comes a sorrowful voice:
-It was a panda.
-Perhaps you don't know what a panda is... It's a mammal that eats, shoots, and leaves.
- Which animal has two gray legs, and two brown legs?
- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment:
It's hot summer, ninety degrees. A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife.