Wednesday, December 3, 2008

do u think it's funny?

well, i'm quite bored right now.. guess dat have somethin to share with you all..

it's animal jokes..
A panda walks into a bar, goes right to the counter, grabs a sandwich and after having eaten it he takes a gun out of his pocket and shoots the bartender. Then, as though nothing had happened, he walks out. Everyone in the bar is sitting all speechless and petrified but suddenly someone breaks the silence:
-What a hell was that?!?
Comes a sorrowful voice:
-It was a panda.
-???
-Perhaps you don't know what a panda is... It's a mammal that eats, shoots, and leaves.

- Which animal has two gray legs, and two brown legs?
- Elephant that has diarrhea!


- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
- To get a diarrhoea!


There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment:
- What happened to this one?
- I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.


It's hot summer, ninety degrees. A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife.
A wolf passes by.
- Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
- I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear.
- ???
A vixen passes by.
- Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
- I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear.
- ???
The bear passes by.
- Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
- I am sharpening this stick and bullshiting.

will post some more soon..

4 comments:

Nur Aliaa Zulkifli said...

adakah kamo post the jokes foe ldv essay?

QilaRaft said...

ye kot.. huhu
sbb td terpikir gak nak cari jokes..
ma'am nk 1 joke ke byk2 ek?
dlm esei tu kte citer je la eh joke yg kte nk cite?

fieqa said...

uiii, mane nk cari joke2 ni hah..
korg google je eh.
then camne..ne describe joke tuh satu page ke..
huhuuu..
ko gune y ni eh qilahh..

QilaRaft said...

ak pon xtau lg la..
nk pakai yg mane..
ak jmp byk yg cm jokes censored ade r..xkan nk post yg tu kot..
hasih..fenin2..